Funny Sports News

A while back I did a video called Only In Australia which, amongst other things, showed a bunch of kangaroos invading a golf course. Producing that video caused me to wonder whether or not there was some other Funny Sports News that could interest my readers.

Funny Sports News Soccer Loving Kangaroo

In June of last year, a soccer-loving kangaroo invaded a game between Canberra FC and Belconnen United. I took a screenshot from the ABC video footage.

Funny sports news

As you can see from the image above he found the game very relaxing. The game was halted for about a half an hour before the roo removed himself.

At the time, according to the ABC, “

Considering how the roo’s antics made headlines around the world after the video went viral I don’t know how I missed it?

A couple of other of my videos include Perfectly Timed Photos of Sportswomen and Frozen Moments in Women’s Sport. Since then I’ve come across a brilliant news article entitled 30 Best Funny Moments In Sports. My personal favourite is the one where Michael Llodra of France falls against a ball girl during his match against Tommy Haas of Germany. Check out the astonished look on that poor ball girl’s face. It’s pretty damn funny.

Weird World Of Sport Bull Kung Fu Fighting

Yep, this 24-year-old Chinese bullfighter uses his kung fu skill against a bull, five times his weight. You can watch him fighting a bull in this video. If you don’t find that video funny, you should check out some of the comments.

You will notice in the comments that some of them are saying that he is twisting the bull’s nose ring to get him on the ground? I could not see that in the video. To me, it seems he has his arms around his neck. Either way, I’m sure most people would think he’s a cruel ass jerk!

If you want to watch something funny, check out my sports jokes category, or my Friday Funnies posts. My Laughaholics videos are pretty funny too! I’m always looking for new YouTube subscribers. You can subscribe here.

Aussie Bad Boys’ Tennis Showdown

Speaking of tennis showdowns I reckon the Aussie bad boys’ tennis showdown is certainly not one to miss. Not into tennis? Who are we referring to as the Aussie bad boys’ tennis showdown? Who else but Nick Kyrgios and Bernard Tomic.

Kyrgios Tomic Aussie Bad Boys Tennis Showdown

Aussie Bad Boys' Tennis Showdown

In this article Bernard Tomic has a swipe at Nick Kyrgios and the Australian Open for using Dunlop Balls. In this articlethe Australian Open feel their decision to use Dunlop balls is the best possible for all players. I reckon only time will tell.

Kyrgios, well known for losing his cool on the court shows he’s more diplomatic than Tomic in the media. Only 5 hours ago the News.com.au reported Kyrgios as saying there was no bad blood between them.

One has to wonder if this banter before the game is just like the banter we see between boxing opponents. Especially considering this particular quote in the aforementioned article.

Unknown to most, though, Kyrgios and Tomic have since buried the hatchet and practised together at grand slams.
Kyrgios said the spicy build-up to the pair’s first-ever clash was “just typical media doing their thing”.
“I’m looking forward to seeing him and catching up with him and playing against him,” Kyrgios said.
“We’re fine. I don’t have any bad blood with him at all. It’s another chance to get some preparation before the Oz Open.

The Kooyong Classic is days away, so there’s not long to wait for the clash of the Aussie bad boys. No matter who wins I’m sure there’s going to be some fireworks. If there isn’t I reckon there will be some who will be disappointed. But then, as long as both bad boys give it their all most tennis fans will be more than satisfied, fireworks or not.

Looking for something more lighthearted? Perhaps the jokes in my sports jokes category or my Friday Funnies posts. Then there’s also my Laughaholics videos.

Jockey Joke

jockey joke

Today’s sports joke is a jockey joke that I got in my email today. It’s been a while since my last sports joke, the last one being about AFL Footy Humour. I felt this was definitely funny enough to include in my sports jokes category. Ok, enough waffling on, let’s get on with today’s jokey joke.

Dating A Jockey Joke

A young bloke was having a few drinks by himself at the Sydney Casino, when he met up with a striking, but quite short and slim,  young woman.
They got on famously and ended up in bed.

The next morning she told him she was a jockey and that if he came to the 
races at Randwick that day, she’d tip him the winner of each race she was 
riding in, by giving him a sign, as she rode out of the saddling paddock.

In Race 2, she rode out, rubbing both her boobs. The bloke looked through the race book and found ‘Two Abreast’, on which he placed $100 at 5-1.  It 
won by two lengths.

In Race 4 she rode out rubbing her fingers around her eyes. He put the lot on ‘Eyeliner’ at 10-1 and was then $5000 in front.

In the last race, she came out standing up in the stirrups and rubbing her crotch. The young guy didn’t back anything in that race. After the races, he met up with her and thanked her for the winners in races 2 and 4.

What about ‘Itchy Mickey’ in the sixth?’, she asked. ‘It paid a fortune.’

‘Shit’, he said, ‘I thought you were telling me the favourite was scratched!’

.I know how much you guys love jokes so you should check out my Friday Funnies posts. Then there’s also my Laughaholics videos.

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