It’s been quite awhile since I’ve posted a funny sports joke. That being the case I figured I should do something to remedy that. What makes this sports joke so funny is that it all happens in bed.
Old Couple Playing Fart Football
An old married couple no sooner hit the pillows when the old man breaks wind and says, ‘Goal.’
His wife rolls over and says, ‘What in the world was that?’
The old man replied, ‘its fart football.’
A few minutes later his wife lets one go and says, ‘One each, tie score”….’
After about five minutes the old man lets another one go and says, ‘Aha. I’m ahead 2 to 1.’
Not to be outdone the wife rips out another one and says, ‘2- 2, tie score.’
Five seconds go by and she lets out a little squeaker and says, ‘ I lead 3 to 2.’ Now the pressure is on the old man
He refuses to get beaten by a woman, so he strains real hard.
Since defeat is totally unacceptable, he gives it everything he’s got, and accidentally shits in the bed.
The wife says, ‘What the hell was that?’
The old man says, ‘Half time, switch sides
If you didn’t laugh at that one I reckon you may have to tweak your sense of humour a little.
Someone else we haven’t heard from lately is Victoria. Luckily she dropped by to share one of her favourite Victoria’s Sports Jokes.
Yeah, you just have to love Victoria’s jokes.
Finally I have a sports joke with a moral behind it.
Speaking about funny jokes, have you ever visited my Friday Funnies posts?
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