I know you guys would love to see more sports jokes and the only reason I’m not posting more is because really funny sports jokes aren’t that easy to find. I’d love to post a weekly funny sports joke, just like I do on my Friday Funnies series. If you have a funny sports joke that you would like me to post feel free to email it to me. If I do post it and you have a website or blog I’ll even link to it giving you your due credit.
Today’s funny sports joke takes place in Ireland and involves a golfer and a Leprechaun.
The Leprechaun A Funny Sports Joke
A golfer in Ireland hooks his drive into the woods.. Searching for his ball, he finds a little Leprechaun lying flat on his back, a bump on his head and golf ball beside him.
Horrified, the golfer gets his water bottle from the cart and pours it over the little guy, reviving him.
‘Arrgh! What happened?’ the Leprechaun asked.
‘I’m afraid I hit you with my golf ball,’ the golfer says.
‘Oh, I see. Well, ye got me fair and square. Ye get three wishes, so whaddye want?’
‘Thank God, you’re all right!’ the golfer answers in relief. ‘I don’t want anything, I’m just glad you’re OK, and I apologize.’ And the golfer walks off.
‘What a nice guy,’ the Leprechaun says to himself. ‘ I have to do something for him. I’ll give him the three things I would want… a great golf game, all the money he ever needs, and a fantastic sex life.’
A year goes by and the golfer is back. On the same hole, he again hits a bad drive into the woods and the Leprechaun is there waiting for him.
‘Twas me that made ye hit the ball here,’ the little guy says. ‘I just want to ask ye, how’s yer golf game?’
‘My game is fantastic!’ the golfer answers. ‘I’m an internationally famous golfer now.’ He adds, ‘By the way, it’s good to see you’re all right.’
‘Oh, I’m fine now, thank ye. I did that for yer golf game, ye know. And tell me, how’s yer money situation?’
‘Why, it’s just wonderful!’ the golfer states. ‘When I need cash, I just reach in my pocket and pull out 100 Euro bills I didn’t even know were there!’
‘I did that fer ye also.’ And tell me, how’s yer sex life?’
The golfer blushes, turns his head away in embarrassment, and says shyly, ‘It’s OK.’
‘C’mon now,’ urged the Leprechaun, ‘I’m wanting to know if I did a good job. How many times a week?’
Blushing even more, the golfer looks around then whispers, ‘Once, sometimes twice a week.’
‘What??’ responds the Leprechaun in shock. ‘That’s all? Only once or twice a week?’
‘Well,’ says the golfer, ‘I figure that’s not bad for a Catholic priest in a small parish.’
You can only imagine how much he would be getting if he wasn’t holding back
Seeing has how we haven’t heard much from Victoria lately I thought it was about time that she made another funny sports joke contribution. Yeah, the golfer just happens to be Irish.
In case you’re not sure what a fat shot is a “fat shot” is when the golfer’s club hits the ground prior to making contact with the golf ball. This usually leads to him/her bringing up a bit of the golf course, which is what Murphy was doing.
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