Golf Hand Job Sports Joke Of The Week

As I’ve been getting some flak from my subscribers about including another sports joke I’ve decided I’d better do the right thing and find a good one for them. Man, I wish finding jokes about sports was as easy as finding jokes for my Friday Funnies posts. I’ve been writing those posts on a weekly basis for almost three years!

Still, it wasn’t easy, but I did manage to find a ripper of a joke. Even though it’s another golf joke, it incorporates three significant factors. Sex, humour and a hot looking sheila.  :thumb_up:

Hand Job After A Round Of Golf

An elderly golfer comes in after a good round of golf at the new course and heads straight to the bar/restaurant area of the clubhouse.

As he passes through the doors, he spots a sign hanging over the bar that reads:

COLD BEER $2.50
HAMBURGER: $3.50
CHEESEBURGER: $4.25
CHICKEN SANDWICH: $4.75
HAND JOB: $150.00

golf hand jobChecking his wallet to be sure he has the necessary money, the old golfer walks up to the bar & beckons to the beautiful female bartender who is serving drinks to a couple of sun-wrinkled golfers.

She glides down behind the bar to the old golfer.

“Yes?” she inquires with a broad, knowing smile.

“May I help you, sir?”

The old golfer leans over the bar and whispers,

“I was wondering young lady, are you the one who gives the hand jobs around here?”

She looks into his wrinkled eyes and with a broad smile purrs, “Yes sir, I sure am. I give the best handjobs around!”

The old golfer leans in even closer and into her left ear says softly,

“Well then, be sure to wash your hands real good, because I want a cheeseburger.”

 I wonder if he went for the cheeseburger because he didn’t have his viagra handy?  I mean, what’s the point of a hand job if you can’t get it up? : LOL:

Just to finish off, I’ve managed to convince Victoria to tell us one of her funny sports jokes. It’s pretty good too and comes complete with a sexy image of Maria Sharapova.

Victoria's Sports Joke

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This Post Has 4 Comments

  1. Troy S.

    Right? Good sanitation is a good thing right?
    I would put videos of Sharapova on a loop and use it as my screen saver!

  2. Zain

    Hahahaha . the last part is amazing 🙂 she yells like what his dad thought about :p .creative joke indeed 🙂

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