Soccer Jokes In Honour Of The Fifa World Cup

Yep, I reckon it’s time I presented you guys with another sports joke. In honour of the 2014 Fifa World Cup I think it’s only fitting that soccer jokes should be the focus of this weeks Sports Jokes.

The scouts are a very important factor of any top sport team Their job is to find up and coming sport stars who will hopefully make their team a finals contender. The following soccer joke is about a talented soccer player recruited by the Liverpool scout.

Soccer Joke Liverpool Scout Recruit

It turns out that Liverpool has a well-known goalscoring problem. In an effort to solve the problem they send their top scout around the world to look for some top talent. Around the end of his trip, he stops over in Baghdad where he happens to see a young Iraqi lad playing on the street. The kid is phenomenal, so the scout recommends him to Brendan Rogers. Liverpool sign him to a one year contract and the kid joins the team for the preseason.

It’s the opening game of the season and Liverpool are down 3-0 at home, with only 15 minutes left. With nothing to lose, Rodgers gives the kid the nod and the young Iraqi runs onto the pitch, replacing Luis Suarez. The kid is a sensation – scores 4 goals in 15 minutes and wins the game for Liverpool! The fans are delighted, the players and coaches are delighted and the media love their new star.

When the player comes off the field he’s an instant hero, but because he’s a humble and grounded lad, the first thing he does is phone his mum to tell her about his first day of English premiership football. “Hello Mom, guess what” says the youngter “Did you see? I got my first 15 minutes and scored 4 goals, it’s amazing I love it here, I can’t believe what a day I’ve had!” “

Well that’s wonderful and all” says his mom, “but let me tell you about my day. While you were out playing your football and celebrating with your new friends, your father was shot in the street and robbed, your sister and I were ambushed, raped and beaten, and your brother ran off and joined a gang of looters.”

The young Iraqi boy is obviously very, very upset. He’s shocked, and doesn’t know what to say “What can I say mum, that’s awful, I’m so sorry.”

“SORRY?” she replies.”You’re sorry?? It’s because of you we moved to Liverpool in the first place”

I got this one in an email the other day. This soccer joke really made me smile.

soccer joke

Finally, I want to share with you a really funny video. This particular video was put together by some guys who go by the name Dude Perfect. They’ve put this video together in honour of The 2014 World Cup. I absolutely loved it when I saw it and I know you will too.

The Red Card In Rio Soccer Joke Video

If you loved that video as much as I did you should check out the Dude Perfect Channel.

Anna Kournikova A Hot Sports Babe


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I think its time for another Hot Sports Babes post. This will be the third Hot Sports Babes post. The first one went through the roof getting over 3000 views. I reckon people must have really liked the excitable young hot sports babe that the post featured. I thought if they liked that one they would love the 2nd Hot Sports Babes post because that post features really hot sports body painted babes. If you’re familiar with body painted women you know that they’re usually topless. Sometime completely naked! The only thing covering them is the body paint which is usually very artistic. That post had both. To date it’s only got 11 shares so it could do with a little boost. Feel free to provide that boost by sharing it with your social network friends.

Anna Kournikova A Real Hot Sports Babe

This weeks hot sports babe is Anna Kournikova. I’m sure you’ll all agree that she is pretty hot! Some would say scorching hot!! Anna Sergeyevna Kournikova is Russian born. She was born on the 7th June 1981 which makes her 33 years old this year. Even though she’s now a retired tennis player she’s still classified as a hot sports babe, I doubt very much anyones going to argue that point. Even though Anna Kournikova never scored a title in her career she did manage to get to number 8 in the world. I think that was around 2000 sometime. Even though she never got a title as a singles player she did score a couple of grand slam titles in Australia. One in 1999 and the other in 2002. Yeah, we know how to treat out hot sports babes over here in Australia. Anna Kournikova’s partner in those grand slams was Martina Hingis, another hot sports babe.

Anna Kournikova Hot Sports Babe Collage

anna kournikova hot sports babe   It’s not at all surprising that Anna Kournikova had a successful modelling career. Who wouldn’t want her to represent them. What is Anna Kournikova doing today? A very good question. I know she has a FaceBook page. Not surprising that she has close to 3 million likes. One thing I can tell you is she’s still pretty attached to her boyfriend Enrique Iglesias. You’ll find this article on the lovebirds pretty interesting. Feel free to share this post amongst you social circles. Let’s see if we can beat the last Hot Sports Babe record. If you have any requests for the next Hot Sports Babe post, just leave a comment. As you would expect from any famous hot sport babe Anna Kournikova has done a really, really sexy calendar shoot. Just for your added pleasure I managed to find a great YouTube video of…….

Anna Kournikova Hot Sport Babe Calendar Shoot


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Betting Lesson Learned As Nick Kyrgios Loses To Milos Raonic

My Betting Lesson For The Week

Yesterday I wrote a post praising Nick Kyrgios for kicking Nadal’s arse! I was so impressed with the way he handled himself and the fact that he won the match so convincingly that I made his next match against Canadian Milos Raonic my Bet Of The Week. I have to admit the fact that he was an Australian also had something to do with it.

In actual fact I reckon you can say there are few betting lessons that I’ve learned from that losing bet. The first betting lesson is not to let emotions cloud your judgement. After writing that post I was so caught up in it all that I placed my bet before completing that post. Yep, it’s that easy to place a bet using the Sportsbetting app.

Betting lesson learned from Nick-Kyrgios-and-Milos-Raonic

Final Scores  6-7 6-2 6-4 7-6

The next betting lesson is to do your research before placing a sports bet. I have to admit I know sweet FA about tennis. Sure I’ve heard of Nadal, but before yesterday I never even heard of Nick Kyrgios. I’ve also never heard of Milos Raonic. If I did a little research I would of found out that Milos Raonic was known for his killer serve as well. At 23 he’s also a lot younger than Rafael Nadal. One would think this would give him a little more stamina and a few years more experience than his younger opponent.

Even though he lost Nick played extremely well. So much so that he’s probably cemented his place amongst the pros. Reckon he won’t have to rely on getting a wild card so he can play with the big boys anymore.

So, that’s one of the many reason you should read this blog. Let me lay them out for you.

  1. For all the betting lessons you will learn from reading about my sports betting mistakes.
  2. So you don’t miss out on my Hot Sport Babes posts.
  3. Then of course there’s my really funny Sports Jokes series.

Of course there’s so much more coming your way as you join me on my sports betting journey. As always don’t forget to leave a comment if you have something to contribute.

 

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