Football Sports Jokes

For this weeks sports jokes I thought I would feature a couple of football sports jokes and then finish off with a video featuring some funny sports moments of 2013. It even has one or two funny football sports moments.

Football Sports Jokes Takes You To An AFL Grand Final

A man with tickets to the AFL Grand Final finds his seat and relaxes. As he sits down, a man comes down and asks if anyone is sitting in the seat next to him.

“No”, he says. “The seat is empty.”

“That’s incredible”, said the stranger. “Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the AFL Grand Final and not use it?”

“Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. I was supposed to come with my wife, but she passed away. This is the first Grand Final we haven’t been to together since we got married in 1967.”

The stranger replies, “Oh…I’m sorry to hear that. That’s terrible. Couldn’t you find someone else – a friend or relative, or even a neighbour to take the seat?”

The man shakes his head. “Nope. They’re all at the funeral.”

Boyfriend’s Blonde Football Sports Jokes

Football Sports Jokes

Sports Video Of The Week

I certainly hope you enjoyed this weeks football sports jokes. Maybe even enough to share it on your favourite social media site. ;)

Australia vs Spain World Cup Bet Of The Week

On my last bet of the week I placed a wager on the England vs Italy World Cup game. As it turns out I won that bet. For this weeks Australia vs Spain World Cupbet of the week, seeing as how the World Cup fever is still going strong, I placed a wager on Australia to beat Spain in the up and coming World Cup Game.

I know that just about everybody thinks that Australia is going to lose that game, especially because Tim Cahill isn’t playing. That’s why the odds are so high, which makes for a pretty good win if the Socceroos manage to pull it off. Still, I think that Australia has been playing a lot better than Spain so, regardless of what everybody else thinks, I reckon they have a pretty good chance.

 An Aussie Win In Australia vs Spain match?

These are my reason why I reckon the Aussies will win in the Australia vs Spain match. When Spain played the Netherlands they got thumped 5 -1. When they played Chile they lost 2 – 0.

Now lets look at how the Socceroos went. When they played the Netherlands they lost 3 -2. It was an exhilarating game. When they played Chile the Aussies lost 3 -1. All in all it’s my opinion that the Aussies were the better players when compared to how the Spanish played. I reckon if they can only keep up their good form they have a chance at winning that game.

How I Bet On The Australia vs Spain game.

So, lets have a look at my Sportingbet (check out their $700 free bet offer) screenshot to see exactly how I placed my bets on this weeks bet of the week.

  • Australia vs Spain 2nd both to score: I place a buck on both teams to score in the second half. If that becomes a reality I’ll win $3.10
  • Australia vs Spain first team to score: I put a dollar on that nobody will score. This is entirely possible in soccer. If nobody scores throughout the game I’ll win $17.
  • Australia vs Spain to win: Finally I placed five bucks on the Aussies to win. A win will get me $36.75 That alone will do me ;)

The most I can win is $39.85, if option 1 and 3 come in. This would be pretty good considering I only outlaid seven bucks. Even if the second one came about I’d still get $17.

Didn’t place a double chance bet on this game because I didn’t like the odds.

Did you place a bet on the Australia vs Spain game. If you did which way did you go.


Hot Sports Babes

Hot Sports Babes? Yeah, you’re probably wondering what that is all about. Well, this is a sports blog right? OK technically it’s a sports betting blog but sports betting revolves around sports. Believe it or not a lot of women out there love sports. I’m also sure a lot of them love to bet on sports as well. Also a lot of these women happen to be, well, for the lack of a better word, we’ll call them HOT!

Bud Girls at Montreal F1

Being a hot blooded Aussie and because I want to make this blog not only informative but entertaining as well. Which is why I started the Sports Jokes category. While we all like a good laugh we also like to gaze at Hot Sports Babes!

The question is, what constitutes Hot Sports Babes? For the purpose of the Hot Sport Babes category I’ve decided not to limit them to just the hot women who play sports. Nope EZ eSports Betting Hot Sports Babes is also going to include all the hot babes who follow sports. You’ll find hot sports babes in the AFL crowds cheering on their teams. You’ll find hot sports babes at the Melbourne Cup, dressed to the nines and usually sporting a funny trendy hat. Who says that hot sports babes have to wear skimpy outfits right?

Our Hot Sports Girls may be part of a cheer squad. They may even be involved in the Grand Prix, one of the many other motor sports around.

Yep, one thing you can always rely on is that wherever there is sport in this world you are bound to find those hot sports babes. And now, thanks to your favourite writer at EZ eSports Betting you will find Hot Sports Babes here as well. Actually I think I’ll feature a Hot Sports Babe in a weekly post. So let’s take a look at this weeks Hot Sports Babe Of The Week.

Hot Sports Babes Of The Week

When I first came across this weeks hot sports babe everyone was saying that she was at this years Brazil World Cup. It was obvious that this hot sports babe was a soccer fan. And it was obvious that she was very exited. So much so that her nipple slip went unnoticed. Here’s an image just before the full nipple exposure.

Hot Sports Babes Hot Brazil babe I did a bit of digging around though and I found out that this photo couldn’t possible have been taken at the World Cup. How can I know that. It all has to do with the video below.

Hot Sports Babes On Video

According to YouTubes time stamp, that video was published on Jan 6, 2014. So you see it couldn’t possible have been taken at the World Cup.

Edit: Well, it looks like YouTube has decided to pull that video. Reckon somebody complained about how much this pretty Brazilian revealed. Well, I promised you a vide and a video you shall have, so I put together my own. Hope you like it.

So, what do you think? Is the Hot Sports Babes a good addition to this blog? Let me know in the comments. Also, if you come across any hot sports babes that you want me to feature just send me the link.

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