It’s been quite awhile since I’ve posted a funny sports joke. That being the case I figured I should do something to remedy that. What makes this sports joke so funny is that it all happens in bed. :wink:

Old Couple Playing Fart Football

fart football funny jokeAn old married couple no sooner hit the pillows when the old man breaks wind and says, ‘Goal.’

His wife rolls over and says, ‘What in the world was that?’

The old man replied, ‘its fart football.’

A few minutes later his wife lets one go and says, ‘One each, tie score”….’

After about five minutes the old man lets another one go and says, ‘Aha. I’m ahead 2 to 1.’

Not to be outdone the wife rips out another one and says, ‘2- 2, tie score.’

Five seconds go by and she lets out a little squeaker and says, ‘ I lead 3 to 2.’ Now the pressure is on the old man

He refuses to get beaten by a woman, so he strains real hard.
Since defeat is totally unacceptable, he gives it everything he’s got, and accidentally shits in the bed.

The wife says, ‘What the hell was that?’

The old man says, ‘Half time, switch sides

If you didn’t laugh at that one I reckon you may have to tweak your sense of humour a little. :tongue_out:

Someone else we haven’t heard from lately is Victoria. Luckily she dropped by to share one of her favourite Victoria’s Sports Jokes.

Victoria's Collection Of funny Sports jokes

Yeah, you just have to love Victoria’s jokes.

Finally I have a sports joke with a moral behind it.

A man joins a soccer team and his new teammates inform him, “At your first team dinner as the new guy, you will have to give us a talk about sex.” The evening arrives and he gives a detailed, humorous account of his sex life.
When he got home, his wife asked how the evening went and not wanting to lie, but also not wanting to explain exactly what happened, he said, “Oh, I had to give a talk about yachting.”
His wife thinking that a little peculiar didn’t say anything more and went to sleep. The next day she bumped into one of his new teammates at the supermarket and asked, “I heard my husband had to make a speech last night. How did it go?”
His mate said smiling, ‘Oh, it was excellent! Your husband is clearly very experienced!.”
The wife looked confused and replied to his mate, “Strange, he’s only ever done it twice and the second time he was sick.”

Speaking about funny jokes, have you ever visited my Friday Funnies posts?

Have you ever wondered what qualifications a sports woman needed to become a hot sports babe. Well, first of all they have to be hot, that’s a given. Secondly, they have to either have to play sport or need to be a real sports fan, like some of those who show their love for it by indulging in nude body paint. Thirdly, and most importantly, I have to be able to find images of them on the net that I can share with you, my hot sport babes fans. Without these images there wouldn’t be a point for having a hot sports babes category.

If you’ve been following this post you’ve probably have noticed that some of our hot sports babes have made it into the Hot Sports Babes Hall of fame. This category is reserved for sports women alone.

I’ve been looking for a hot sports babe from the AFLW‘s league and believe me, even though there are a lot of good looking sports women in the AFL woman’s league, most of them seem to be a little shy and so nice images are scarce out there.

Luckily though, Erin Phillips does have some really nice images online and I’m going to share the best of them with you today. Keep reading to see Erin Phillips Hot Sport babe.

Erin Phillips Hot Sport Babe AFLW Style

I was reading this article today, AFLW: Undefeated Crows Flex Muscles Against Freo, and you normHot Sports Babe Erin Phillips musclesally don’t associate muscles with women. Not unless they happen to be a hot sports woman that is. Just like the image over there on the left of our latest hot sport babe.

Naturally Erin Phillips had a life before becoming one of our beloved woman’s Crows. She was born Erin Victoria Phillips on the 19th of May 1985. You can get a complete rundown of her from Wikipedia but I’ll summarize some of the highlights here for you.

Before becoming a Crow, Erin was into basketball and played professionally. She won a silver medal in the 2008 summer Olympics as part of the Australian woman’s national basketball team.

Believe it or not, she actually does have football blood in her being the daughter of Greg Phillips, a former Port Adelaide player.

She came to the Adelaide Crows as a rookie in September of 2016. Being able to play football for the Crows must have meant a lot to Erin as she had to beg leave from the Dallas Wings just so she could play.

“Although Phillips received approval from the Dallas Wings to play Australian football, medical insurance on her WNBA contract does not cover injuries received playing the full-contact sport. An injury could void her WNBA contract. Nonetheless, she decided to play at her own risk.”

OK, I think that’s enough about who Erin is, now it’s time to see why she should be part of our Hot Sports Babe Hall Of Fame. This is the best of Erin Phillips Hot Sport Babe collage.

Erin Phillips Hot Sport Babe

Yep, I think that says it all. Now for a little artistic image of her. I give you my painting if Erin Phillips.

OK, OK, I didn’t actually paint it. I have a program that does all the hard work for me. That’s why you can hire me so cheaply on Fiverr . :cool:

As for social media. Erin does have a Instagram account. There is a Facebook account but I reckon it’s not a personal one. Have a look and see what you think?