Football Sports Jokes

For this weeks sports jokes I thought I would feature a couple of football sports jokes and then finish off with a video featuring some funny sports moments of 2013. It even has one or two funny football sports moments.

Football Sports Jokes Takes You To An AFL Grand Final

A man with tickets to the AFL Grand Final finds his seat and relaxes. As he sits down, a man comes down and asks if anyone is sitting in the seat next to him.

“No”, he says. “The seat is empty.”

“That’s incredible”, said the stranger. “Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the AFL Grand Final and not use it?”

“Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. I was supposed to come with my wife, but she passed away. This is the first Grand Final we haven’t been to together since we got married in 1967.”

The stranger replies, “Oh…I’m sorry to hear that. That’s terrible. Couldn’t you find someone else – a friend or relative, or even a neighbour to take the seat?”

The man shakes his head. “Nope. They’re all at the funeral.”

Boyfriend’s Blonde Football Sports Jokes

Football Sports Jokes

Sports Video Of The Week

I certainly hope you enjoyed this weeks football sports jokes. Maybe even enough to share it on your favourite social media site. ;)

Sports Jokes

Those who know me know that I love jokes. I love listening to them and I love telling them. The only problem with me telling jokes is that I usually laugh at my own jokes. They tell me that’s not a good thing to do. I don’t have a sports jokes video left but I have posted several jokes on YouTube. There’s actually a series of videos that I’ve posted called Laughaholics. The most popular so far of the series is the Blonde Jokes video which you see below.

I also post a series of weekly jokes on one of my other blogs called Friday Funnies. ┬áSome of these posts are so popular they’ve received thousand of views!

It’s because I love jokes so much that I thought I would introduce a Sports Jokes category for this blog. Short or long the jokes that I’ll be posting on this blog will all be somewhat sports orientated.

Sports Jokes: Woman Learning How To Play Golf

A woman is learning how to golf. She has been teaching herself to play for more than three months and she is really bad. She decides to consult a golf pro. When she sees the golf pro, she explains how bad she is and he tells her to go ahead and hit the ball.

She does. The ball goes about 50 yards into the brush slicing to the right.

The golf pro says to the woman, “I can see that you have a lot of problems. Your stance is bad, your head is all over the place, and the worst thing is that grip.”

When she asks what can be done to fix the situation, he suggests, “Grab the club gently, as if you were grabbing your husband’s “club”. When the feeling is right, go ahead and swing.

“She does just that and the ball goes off the tee perfectly straight for about 275 yards.”

The golf pro says to the woman, “That is unbelievable, I didn’t think you would do that well. But now on to your next problem. How are we going to get that golf club out of your mouth?”

Talking about jokes, how about raising the eyebrows of your golfing buddies next time you go and tee off. A great way to do that would be to use some nice looking naked lady golf tees. I reckon that’s one way to get a naked ladies to hold your balls while playing golf ;)

golf sports jokes

Something I’ve learned since starting this site is you can actually bet on golf games. Don’t laugh. It’s all I can do to keep myself from falling asleep while watching them play golf on TV. The golf games I loved watching are Happy Gilmore and Caddyshack. :D

Sure hope you liked the first sports jokes post.

 

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