You may be wondering why its been so long since my last funny sports jokes. Why I don’t have a weekly funny sports jokes section similar to WassupBlog’s Friday Funnies. The reason is quite simple really. There just isn’t a whole lot of really funny sports jokes out there. Having said that I’ve come across a couple of what I think are pretty funny sports jokes.
Funny Sports Joke #1
The following funny sports jokes could happen anywhere and involve any team. But for the purpose of this post, and to keep with my Port Power Fan Loyalty post, I’m going to make it about 3 Port Power fans.
Three Port fans were talking about the sad state of their local club;
The first fan blamed…: “I blame the manager; if we could sign better players, we’d be a great club.”
The second fan blamed…: “I blame the players; if they made more effort, I’m sure we would score more goals.”
The third fan blamed…: “I blame my parents; if I had been born in a different town, I’d be supporting a decent team.” :ROLF:
Funny Sports Joke #2
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The next, hopefully funny joke is all about a young boys football boots 😉
Funny Sports Jokes #3
A woman takes her lover home during the day whilst her husband is at work.
Her 9 year old son comes home from school early, sees them, and sneaks into a cupboard to watch. They’re in bed when the woman’s husband also comes home unexpectedly, so she tells her lover to hide in the cupboard, not realising that her little boy is already in there.
After a little while the little boy says, ‘Dark in here.”
The man, who obviously got a real fright not expecting to hear anything, let alone from a little boy says, ‘Yes, it is.’
Boy – ‘I have a football.’
Man – ‘That’s nice.’
Boy – ‘Want to buy it?’
Man – ‘No, thanks.’
Boy – ‘My dad’s outside, should I tell him you’re here ?’
Man – (Sigh..) ‘OK, how much?’
Boy – ‘£ 250’
In the next few months, it happens again that the boy and the lover are in the cupboard together.
Boy – ‘Dark in here.’
Man – ‘Yes, it is’
Boy – ‘I have football boots.’
The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy, ‘OK How much this time?’
Boy – ‘£ 750’
Man – ‘Sold.’
Sometime later, the boys’ father says to the boy, ‘Grab your boots and football, let’s go outside and have a game of soccer.
The boy says, ‘Sorry Dad, I can’t, I’ve sold my ball and boots.’
The father (a little angrily) asks, ‘ That was your Xmas present – how much did you sell them for, and who to?’
The boy says, ‘To a friend of mine for a £ 1,000..’
The father says, ‘That’s a terrible thing to do, ripping off your friend like that. That’s 10 times what they cost when they were new, I’m going to take you to church and make you confess your terrible sins.’
They go to the church, and the father makes the little boy sit in the confessional booth and closes the door.
The boy says, ‘Dark in here’..
The priest says, ‘Don’t start thatagain you little sod, you’re in my cupboard now’.
That’s it for this weeks funny sports jokes. Don’t forget to share this post with your favourite social media site. 🙂
As I’ve been getting some flak from my subscribers about including another sports joke I’ve decided I’d better do the right thing and find a good one for them. Man, I wish finding jokes about sports was as easy as finding jokes for my Friday Funnies posts. I’ve been writing those posts on a weekly basis for almost three years!
Still, it wasn’t easy, but I did manage to find a ripper of a joke. Even though it’s another golf joke, it incorporates three significant factors. Sex, humour and a hot looking sheila. :thumb_up:
Hand Job After A Round Of Golf
An elderly golfer comes in after a good round of golf at the new course and heads straight to the bar/restaurant area of the clubhouse.
As he passes through the doors, he spots a sign hanging over the bar that reads:
I’m feeling pretty happy after my last winning bet so I thought I would do another sports jokes post. This one is about golf humour! Seems to me that there are a lot of golf jokes out there. My last sports joke way back in October was actually a funny story of a woman golfer. Seems to me that there is a lot of golf humour out there. I wonder if that’s because golfing industry needs a lot of golf humour to keep people interested. 😉
Do you remember Happy Gilmore? Now there was a funny movie. If anything was the pinacle of golf humour that would have to be it. Yeah, I know some of you are saying that Caddyshack is a great movie full of golf humour but in my personal opinion I reckon Happy Gilmore was better.
The following joke may not appear to have anything to do with golf humour but don’t you worry you will see the golf humour as you get to the end of the joke.
Golf Humour Love Is Blind When It Comes To Golf
Ed and Linda met while on a singles cruise and Ed fell head over heels for her. When they discovered they lived in the same city only a few miles apart Ed was ecstatic. He immediately started asking her out when they got home. Within a couple of weeks, Ed had taken Linda to dance clubs, restaurants, concerts, movies, and museums. Ed became convinced that Linda was indeed his soul mate and true love. Every date seemed better than the last.
On the one-month anniversary of their first dinner on the cruise ship, Ed took Linda to a fine restaurant. While having cocktails and waiting for their salad, Ed said, “I guess you can tell I’m very much in love with you. I’d like a little serious talk before our relationship continues to the next stage. So, before I get a box out of my jacket and ask you a life changing question, it’s only fair to warn you, I’m a total golf nut. I play golf, I read about golf, I watch golf on TV. In short, I eat, sleep, and breathe golf. If that’s going to be a problem for us, you’d better say so now!”
Linda took a deep breath and responded, “Ed, that certainly won’t be a problem. I love you as you are and I love golf too; but, since we’re being totally honest with each other, you need to know that for the last five years I’ve been a hooker.”
Ed said, “I bet it’s because you’re not keeping your wrists straight when you hit the ball.”
Now we all know how much Victoria loves her jokes. That being the case I asked her if she had anymore golf humour. She came up with this one.
I had a look on YouTube to see if I could find any golf humour. I found a great clip of the late Robin Williams!
That’s it for today’s Sports Joke. Don’t forget to share it with your friends 😉