Funny Golf Joke Of The Week

I know how much you guys are enjoying the Hot Sports Babes posts. That last one on the Hottest Sports Babes At The Commonwealth Games seems to be a hit. One of the reasons I chose to set the easy sports betting site as a blog was because it is so much more versatile than a static website. Allows easy updates of information and gives the readers a chance to interact through the comments section.

It’s because it’s so easy to update that I can have so many categories like the Hot Sports Babes I mentioned above, the informative easy sports betting articles and the sports joke category. Speaking of which leads me to todays post. Today’s post is actually another funny golf joke. This makes it the third one so far. Don’t know why but there are more funny golfjokes out there than anything else. The first one was about a woman learning how to play golf. The second one about women golfers who don’t wear panties.

Todays funny golf joke is sort of tragic. It’s about a man who is killed on the golf course.

Man Killed On Golf Course

A foursome of guys was waiting at the men’s tee while a foursome of women was hitting from the women’s tee. The ladies were not rushing and were  taking their time. When the final lady was ready to hit her ball, she hacked it ten feet. Then she went over and missed it completely. Then she hacked it another ten feet and finally hacked it another five feet.

She looked up at the patiently waiting men and said apologetically, “I guess all those f~cking lessons I took over the winter didn’t help.”

One of the men immediately responded, “Well, there you have it. You should have taken golf lessons instead!”

He never even had a chance to duck. He was only 66 . . .

Funny Golf Joke About A Blonde

Now I would like to introduce you to Sexy Sals Blonde Joke. Sexy Sals usual home is on WassupBlogs Sexy Sals Jokes. But because I asked her so nicely she’s agreed to tell one of her famous blonde jokes. And, because this is an easy sports betting site she’s graciously made it funny golf joke.

funny golf joke Sexy Sals Blonde joke

Did you know that there was such a thing as a woman’s or ladies tee? I sure didn’t. Here is an explanation of a woman’s tee. They reckon it’s a little embarrassing for a  bloke to hit a golf ball from a woman’s tee. Check out this next, really funny video.

Golf Joke The Woman’s Tee

Soccer Jokes In Honour Of The Fifa World Cup

Yep, I reckon it’s time I presented you guys with another sports joke. In honour of the 2014 Fifa World Cup I think it’s only fitting that soccer jokes should be the focus of this weeks Sports Jokes.

The scouts are a very important factor of any top sport team Their job is to find up and coming sport stars who will hopefully make their team a finals contender. The following soccer joke is about a talented soccer player recruited by the Liverpool scout.

Soccer Joke Liverpool Scout Recruit

It turns out that Liverpool has a well-known goalscoring problem. In an effort to solve the problem they send their top scout around the world to look for some top talent. Around the end of his trip, he stops over in Baghdad where he happens to see a young Iraqi lad playing on the street. The kid is phenomenal, so the scout recommends him to Brendan Rogers. Liverpool sign him to a one year contract and the kid joins the team for the preseason.

It’s the opening game of the season and Liverpool are down 3-0 at home, with only 15 minutes left. With nothing to lose, Rodgers gives the kid the nod and the young Iraqi runs onto the pitch, replacing Luis Suarez. The kid is a sensation – scores 4 goals in 15 minutes and wins the game for Liverpool! The fans are delighted, the players and coaches are delighted and the media love their new star.

When the player comes off the field he’s an instant hero, but because he’s a humble and grounded lad, the first thing he does is phone his mum to tell her about his first day of English premiership football. “Hello Mom, guess what” says the youngter “Did you see? I got my first 15 minutes and scored 4 goals, it’s amazing I love it here, I can’t believe what a day I’ve had!” “

Well that’s wonderful and all” says his mom, “but let me tell you about my day. While you were out playing your football and celebrating with your new friends, your father was shot in the street and robbed, your sister and I were ambushed, raped and beaten, and your brother ran off and joined a gang of looters.”

The young Iraqi boy is obviously very, very upset. He’s shocked, and doesn’t know what to say “What can I say mum, that’s awful, I’m so sorry.”

“SORRY?” she replies.”You’re sorry?? It’s because of you we moved to Liverpool in the first place”

I got this one in an email the other day. This soccer joke really made me smile.

soccer joke

Finally, I want to share with you a really funny video. This particular video was put together by some guys who go by the name Dude Perfect. They’ve put this video together in honour of The 2014 World Cup. I absolutely loved it when I saw it and I know you will too.

The Red Card In Rio Soccer Joke Video

If you loved that video as much as I did you should check out the Dude Perfect Channel.

Football Sports Jokes

For this weeks sports jokes I thought I would feature a couple of football sports jokes and then finish off with a video featuring some funny sports moments of 2013. It even has one or two funny football sports moments.

Football Sports Jokes Takes You To An AFL Grand Final

A man with tickets to the AFL Grand Final finds his seat and relaxes. As he sits down, a man comes down and asks if anyone is sitting in the seat next to him.

“No”, he says. “The seat is empty.”

“That’s incredible”, said the stranger. “Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the AFL Grand Final and not use it?”

“Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. I was supposed to come with my wife, but she passed away. This is the first Grand Final we haven’t been to together since we got married in 1967.”

The stranger replies, “Oh…I’m sorry to hear that. That’s terrible. Couldn’t you find someone else – a friend or relative, or even a neighbour to take the seat?”

The man shakes his head. “Nope. They’re all at the funeral.”

Boyfriend’s Blonde Football Sports Jokes

Football Sports Jokes

Sports Video Of The Week

I certainly hope you enjoyed this weeks football sports jokes. Maybe even enough to share it on your favourite social media site. 😉