A woman takes her lover home during the day whilst her husband is at work.

Her 9 year old son comes home from school early, sees them, and sneaks into a cupboard to watch. They’re in bed when the woman’s husband also comes home unexpectedly, so she tells her lover to hide in the cupboard, not realising that her little boy is already in there.

After a little while the little boy says, ‘Dark in here.”

The man, who obviously got a real fright not expecting to hear anything, let alone from a little boy says, ‘Yes, it is.’

Boy – ‘I have a football.’

Man – ‘That’s nice.’

Boy – ‘Want to buy it?’

Man – ‘No, thanks.’

Boy – ‘My dad’s outside, should I tell him you’re here ?’

Man – (Sigh..) ‘OK, how much?’

Boy – ‘£ 250’

In the next few months, it happens again that the boy and the lover are in the cupboard together.

Boy – ‘Dark in here.’

Man – ‘Yes, it is’

Boy – ‘I have football boots.’

The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy, ‘OK How much this time?’

Boy – ‘£ 750’

Man – ‘Sold.’

Sometime later, the boys’ father says to the boy, ‘Grab your boots and football, let’s go outside and have a game of soccer.

The boy says, ‘Sorry Dad, I can’t, I’ve sold my ball and boots.’

The father (a little angrily) asks, ‘ That was your Xmas present – how much did you sell them for, and who to?’

The boy says, ‘To a friend of mine for a £ 1,000..’

The father says, ‘That’s a terrible thing to do, ripping off your friend like that. That’s 10 times what they cost when they were new, I’m going to take you to church and make you confess your terrible sins.’

They go to the church, and the father makes the little boy sit in the confessional booth and closes the door.

The boy says, ‘Dark in here’..

The priest says, ‘Don’t start that again you little sod, you’re in my cupboard now’. 

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