Rugby League Joke

Man, a long time’s passed since my last sports joke, which happens to be the New Golf Shoes joke. I’ve posted a few sports jokes, but I reckon this is the first ever rugby league joke. I’m pretty wrapped with this rugby league joke too because it’s so damn funny.

Funniest Rugby League Joke

Noel Cleal flies to Kabul to watch a young Afghani star play with an inflated goat’s bladder in a local game of rugby league. He is suitably impressed, gets on the phone to Des Hasler, signs the boy on the spot and arranges for him to come over to Sydney.

Two weeks later The Doggies are 12 – 0 down to The Sea Eagles at home with only 20 minutes left – it’s been a hard day at the office. Hasler gives the young Afghani winger the nod, and on he goes. The lad is a sensation, playing an absolute blinder. He scores three tries in 20 minutes, converting all of them himself, from out wide and wins the game for Canterbury.

The Belmore Oval fans are delighted, the players and the coach are delighted, and the media love the new Rugby League star.

When the player comes off the ground, he phones his mum to tell her about his first day in the NRL. “Hello mum, guess what?” he says “I played for 20 minutes today, we were 12 – 0 down, but I scored three tries – they call it a hat-trick -, and we won. Everybody loves me, the fans, the press, they all love me! I’m so bloody happy mum.”

“Wonderful,” says his mum, “Let me tell you about my day … Your father got shot in the street, your sister and I were ambushed and assaulted – she would have been raped but for a passing police vehicle. Your brother has joined a local gang of looters and set fire to some buildings and all while you tell me that you were having a great time!!”

The young lad is very upset. “What can I say mum, but I’m sorry.”

“Sorry?!!! You’re sorry?!!!” says his mum, “It’s your bloody fault we came to Bankstown in the first place!”

Luckily for us, Victoria has another cool rugby league joke for us.

Victoria’s Rugby League Joke

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Funny Sports Jokes

You may be wondering why its been so long since my last funny sports jokes. Why I don’t have a weekly funny sports jokes section similar to WassupBlog’s Friday Funnies. The reason is quite simple really. There just isn’t a whole lot of really funny sports jokes out there. Having said that I’ve come across a couple of what I think are pretty funny sports jokes.

Funny Sports Joke #1

The following funny sports jokes could happen anywhere and involve any team. But for the purpose of this post, and to keep with my Port Power Fan Loyalty post, I’m going to make it about 3 Port Power fans.

Three Port fans were talking about the sad state of their local club;

The first fan blamed…: “I blame the manager; if we could sign better players, we’d be a great club.”

The second fan blamed…: “I blame the players; if they made more effort, I’m sure we would score more goals.”

The third fan blamed…: “I blame my parents; if I had been born in a different town, I’d be supporting a decent team.” :ROLF: 

Funny Sports Joke #2

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The next, hopefully funny joke is all about a young boys football boots 😉

Funny Sports Jokes #3

A woman takes her lover home during the day whilst her husband is at work.

Her 9 year old son comes home from school early, sees them, and sneaks into a cupboard to watch. They’re in bed when the woman’s husband also comes home unexpectedly, so she tells her lover to hide in the cupboard, not realising that her little boy is already in there.

After a little while the little boy says, ‘Dark in here.”

The man, who obviously got a real fright not expecting to hear anything, let alone from a little boy says, ‘Yes, it is.’

Boy – ‘I have a football.’

Man – ‘That’s nice.’

Boy – ‘Want to buy it?’

Man – ‘No, thanks.’

Boy – ‘My dad’s outside, should I tell him you’re here ?’

Man – (Sigh..) ‘OK, how much?’

Boy – ‘£ 250’

In the next few months, it happens again that the boy and the lover are in the cupboard together.

Boy – ‘Dark in here.’

Man – ‘Yes, it is’

Boy – ‘I have football boots.’

The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy, ‘OK How much this time?’

Boy – ‘£ 750’

Man – ‘Sold.’

Sometime later, the boys’ father says to the boy, ‘Grab your boots and football, let’s go outside and have a game of soccer.

The boy says, ‘Sorry Dad, I can’t, I’ve sold my ball and boots.’

The father (a little angrily) asks, ‘ That was your Xmas present – how much did you sell them for, and who to?’

The boy says, ‘To a friend of mine for a £ 1,000..’

The father says, ‘That’s a terrible thing to do, ripping off your friend like that. That’s 10 times what they cost when they were new, I’m going to take you to church and make you confess your terrible sins.’

They go to the church, and the father makes the little boy sit in the confessional booth and closes the door.

The boy says, ‘Dark in here’..

The priest says, ‘Don’t start that again you little sod, you’re in my cupboard now’. 

That’s it for this weeks funny sports jokes. Don’t forget to share this post with your favourite social media site. 🙂