Maria Sharapova Tennis After Drugs

Maria SharapovaThe last time I wrote about Maria Sharapova was when she featured as a Hot Sports Babe. Since then she’s been banned from tennis as a drug cheat. As her doping ban nears a close she would have to fight her way up the ladder just to be included in a tournament. That is of course unless she’s offered a wildcard!

Much to the disappointment of many a tennis fan, and some big name tennis players, Maria Sharapova has been offered a wild card at the Porsche Tennis Grand Prix.

The question is should she be offered a wild card or should she be forced to fight through the ranks for another chance at a tournament.? Why even would she even be offered a wildcard? After all one should be discouraging drug cheats not offering them crumbs to give them a leg up, right?

Why Maria Sharapova Is Offered A Wildcard.

According to her agent, Max Eisenbud, ‘The interest has been there, claimed Eisenbud. “Every WTA tournament called me, every single one,” he said.’

Personally I reckon it’s purely a business decision. Tournament officials obviously believe that Maria Sharapova will be a draw card. I’m sure more people will come to watch her play than would avoid attending because of her presence. Everyone involved wants their tournament to be a success and those offering Maria a wildcard obviously believe she will help to secure that success.

Former No.1 Chrissie Evert supports the wildcards being offered saying, “Maria has served her term and this decision of playing is really within the rule as far as the wild card entry,” Evert told the media. “I remember many, many weeks I started out on a Wednesday playing a match so it’s not like first rounds aren’t on Wednesday.”

Me, I’m more than happy to have her back. Who knows, with the break she was forced to have Sharapova may even be really successful.

What’s your feelings on her being offered all these wildcards.

Maria Sharapova Hot Sports Babe #32

Maria-Sharapova hot sports babeThere’s been a lot of negative hype about Maria Sharapova over the last couple of days. It all has to do with an up and coming ban for taking the banned drug Meldonium. There are some like Jennifer Capriati who are saying that Maria Sharapova should be stripped of all her titles.  Really? Considering that prior to January 2016 the drug wasn’t illegal I think that Capriati should pull her head in.

It’s obvious that a ban is eminent the question is how long will it be? Some are insisting it should be 4 years but that will probably end Maria Sharapova’s career.

Personally I feel a year would be more that enough. That would allow her the time to get back into the swing of things and to prove herself to the world once again. I think it’s enough that she’s losing millions as her sponsor are pulling away one by one.

Everyone is saying that Maria Sharapova knew that she was taking a banned substance. Maria says she’s never seen the email. I get a hell of a lot of emails. I’m sure that someone of her stature would get a whole lot more. So I ask you, considering how much email she does get isn’t it possible that could have missed one?

Golf Hand Job Sports Joke Of The Week

As I’ve been getting some flak from my subscribers about including another sports joke I’ve decided I’d better do the right thing and find a good one for them. Man, I wish finding jokes about sports was as easy as finding jokes for my Friday Funnies posts. I’ve been writing those posts on a weekly basis for almost three years!

Still, it wasn’t easy, but I did manage to find a ripper of a joke. Even though it’s another golf joke, it incorporates three significant factors. Sex, humour and a hot looking sheila.  :thumb_up:

Hand Job After A Round Of Golf

An elderly golfer comes in after a good round of golf at the new course and heads straight to the bar/restaurant area of the clubhouse.

As he passes through the doors, he spots a sign hanging over the bar that reads:

HAND JOB: $150.00

golf hand jobChecking his wallet to be sure he has the necessary money, the old golfer walks up to the bar & beckons to the beautiful female bartender who is serving drinks to a couple of sun-wrinkled golfers.

She glides down behind the bar to the old golfer.

“Yes?” she inquires with a broad, knowing smile.

“May I help you, sir?”

The old golfer leans over the bar and whispers,

“I was wondering young lady, are you the one who gives the hand jobs around here?”

She looks into his wrinkled eyes and with a broad smile purrs, “Yes sir, I sure am. I give the best handjobs around!”

The old golfer leans in even closer and into her left ear says softly,

“Well then, be sure to wash your hands real good, because I want a cheeseburger.”

 I wonder if he went for the cheeseburger because he didn’t have his viagra handy?  I mean, what’s the point of a hand job if you can’t get it up? : LOL:

Just to finish off, I’ve managed to convince Victoria to tell us one of her funny sports jokes. It’s pretty good too and comes complete with a sexy image of Maria Sharapova.

Victoria's Sports Joke

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