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Speaking of tennis showdowns I reckon the Aussie bad boys’ tennis showdown is certainly not one to miss. Not into tennis? Who are we referring to as the Aussie bad boys’ tennis showdown? Who else but Nick Kyrgios and Bernard Tomic.

Kyrgios Tomic Aussie Bad Boys Tennis Showdown

Aussie Bad Boys' Tennis Showdown

In this article Bernard Tomic has a swipe at Nick Kyrgios and the Australian Open for using Dunlop Balls. In this articlethe Australian Open feel their decision to use Dunlop balls is the best possible for all players. I reckon only time will tell.

Kyrgios, well known for losing his cool on the court shows he’s more diplomatic than Tomic in the media. Only 5 hours ago the News.com.au reported Kyrgios as saying there was no bad blood between them.

One has to wonder if this banter before the game is just like the banter we see between boxing opponents. Especially considering this particular quote in the aforementioned article.

Unknown to most, though, Kyrgios and Tomic have since buried the hatchet and practised together at grand slams.
Kyrgios said the spicy build-up to the pair’s first-ever clash was “just typical media doing their thing”.
“I’m looking forward to seeing him and catching up with him and playing against him,” Kyrgios said.
“We’re fine. I don’t have any bad blood with him at all. It’s another chance to get some preparation before the Oz Open.

The Kooyong Classic is days away, so there’s not long to wait for the clash of the Aussie bad boys. No matter who wins I’m sure there’s going to be some fireworks. If there isn’t I reckon there will be some who will be disappointed. But then, as long as both bad boys give it their all most tennis fans will be more than satisfied, fireworks or not.

Looking for something more lighthearted? Perhaps the jokes in my sports jokes category or my Friday Funnies posts. Then there’s also my Laughaholics videos.

jockey joke

Today’s sports joke is a jockey joke that I got in my email today. It’s been a while since my last sports joke, the last one being about AFL Footy Humour. I felt this was definitely funny enough to include in my sports jokes category. Ok, enough waffling on, let’s get on with today’s jokey joke.

Dating A Jockey Joke

A young bloke was having a few drinks by himself at the Sydney Casino, when he met up with a striking, but quite short and slim,  young woman.
They got on famously and ended up in bed.

The next morning she told him she was a jockey and that if he came to the 
races at Randwick that day, she’d tip him the winner of each race she was 
riding in, by giving him a sign, as she rode out of the saddling paddock.

In Race 2, she rode out, rubbing both her boobs. The bloke looked through the race book and found ‘Two Abreast’, on which he placed $100 at 5-1.  It 
won by two lengths.

In Race 4 she rode out rubbing her fingers around her eyes. He put the lot on ‘Eyeliner’ at 10-1 and was then $5000 in front.

In the last race, she came out standing up in the stirrups and rubbing her crotch. The young guy didn’t back anything in that race. After the races, he met up with her and thanked her for the winners in races 2 and 4.

What about ‘Itchy Mickey’ in the sixth?’, she asked. ‘It paid a fortune.’

‘Shit’, he said, ‘I thought you were telling me the favourite was scratched!’

.I know how much you guys love jokes so you should check out my Friday Funnies posts. Then there’s also my Laughaholics videos.

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I know how much you guys love my hot sports babes so today’s post is about Choi Seol Hwa, the sexiest ever baseball pitcher. Ok, Ok, she doesn’t play baseball, but she did pitch the ball at one of the games. She was such a knockout that fans flooded the internet with images of this beautiful Korean hot sports babe.

Choi Seol Hwa happens to be Korean, and in Korea, the family name comes first, so Choi is her surname thereby making Seol Hwa her Christian name. If pitching the first ball in a baseball isn’t enough to include her in the Hot Sports Babe Hall Of Fame then the fact that she won the 2016 Miss Muscle Mania Bikini title is. I’m sure the fact that she was a ballerina for some ten years has helped to sculpt here lithe, supple/flexible body.

You don’t have to take my word for it though, here are just a few images to show just how beautiful this hot sports babe is.

Choi Seol Hwa A Sexy Hot Sports Babe

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