Man, a long time’s passed since my last sports joke, which happens to be the New Golf Shoes joke. I’ve posted a few sports jokes, but I reckon this is the first ever rugby league joke. I’m pretty wrapped with this rugby league joke too because it’s so damn funny.
Funniest Rugby League Joke
Noel Cleal flies to Kabul to watch a young Afghani star play with an inflated goat’s bladder in a local game of rugby league. He is suitably impressed, gets on the phone to Des Hasler, signs the boy on the spot and arranges for him to come over to Sydney.
Two weeks later The Doggies are 12 – 0 down to The Sea Eagles at home with only 20 minutes left – it’s been a hard day at the office. Hasler gives the young Afghani winger the nod, and on he goes. The lad is a sensation, playing an absolute blinder. He scores three tries in 20 minutes, converting all of them himself, from out wide and wins the game for Canterbury.
The Belmore Oval fans are delighted, the players and the coach are delighted, and the media love the new Rugby League star.
When the player comes off the ground, he phones his mum to tell her about his first day in the NRL. “Hello mum, guess what?” he says “I played for 20 minutes today, we were 12 – 0 down, but I scored three tries – they call it a hat-trick -, and we won. Everybody loves me, the fans, the press, they all love me! I’m so bloody happy mum.”
“Wonderful,” says his mum, “Let me tell you about my day … Your father got shot in the street, your sister and I were ambushed and assaulted – she would have been raped but for a passing police vehicle. Your brother has joined a local gang of looters and set fire to some buildings and all while you tell me that you were having a great time!!”
The young lad is very upset. “What can I say mum, but I’m sorry.”
“Sorry?!!! You’re sorry?!!!” says his mum, “It’s your bloody fault we came to Bankstown in the first place!”
Luckily for us, Victoria has another cool rugby league joke for us.
Victoria’s Rugby League Joke